everthing is bigger in texas.

You know, I used to think that people were just being silly about that. No, it's true. The fire ants, roaches, mosquitos, and pretty much every other form of insect life that flies, crawls, bites, or stings, is in fact, 'bigger in Texas'.

The first Texas roach I saw, I literally did not know what it was. Bloody thing was almost two inches long!